Today, at Ampang LRT Station, on our way down from the escalator, we saw a train that was packed with people (normally it will not be packed unless the trains are facing ‘technical difficulties’). I was half expecting the train would be very slow.
Indeed, the next train arrived like 8 minutes later, and it was quite full. PY and AL managed to squeeze in, and I was still at the door there. Mana tahu, this fat aunty on my right, pushed towards me and wanna go towards the same direction as me. I was like, ‘cant you just wait for me to move in first since you are the one jumping my Q?’.
I don’t care.
I squeezed with her, not letting her into my way, and she trying to squeeze in as well, until she crushed PY’s Korean instant noodle (which was inside her backpack, and PY was in front me). PY was so mad.
While both of us (referring to me and my ‘enemy’) still trying to squeeze through, I lost my balance a bit and I moved a few steps (tiny steps) towards my left (see la, don’t eat a lot, so thin until cant even fight a place with fat people, DAMN!).
Pushed until myself was sticking to quite a tall guy with my thigh touching his ‘bottom’ part (he cant step back as he was sticking to the wall already). Oppsie! A bit da embarrassed I was.
I know that I am not gonna make it in with my body facing in front, so I turned my body to the right, thinking that I can move in easily. Mana tahu this stupid ‘enemy’ was still pushing towards me. And I felt that my butt was touching that guy’s bottom part again! I felt so malu!
So, I thought ‘die ma die la’, one gush of strength and I pushed myself through (although I still lose to the ‘enemy’ sei fei poh), and my butt just swiped over his ‘bottom’ part. My butt felt the ‘bottom’ part ok. OMG OMG OMG.
After that, I don’t even dare to look at that guy, I felt so malu le, touching (I mean my butt, not my hands ok!) other people’s bottom part. YER~!!! Yucks! Bluek!
My poor butt, being harrassed by people! or maybe that poor guy's bottom, being harrassed by my butt? If Leng Chai like Daniel Wu then I dont mind lor, but he was not attractive la, normal look only from a slight peek at the corner of my eyes.
Don’t ask me whether the fella’s thing got ‘raise’ up or not. I don’t know and I don’t care and I don’t intend to find out!
Super duper E.M.B.A.R.R.A.S.S.I.N.G.